Animal Crossing: The party I was 3 years late to.

Most people reading this have probably heard of Animal Crossing.

For those of you who haven't heard of Animal Crossing, Animal Crossing is a game of moving, getting scammed, building furniture, and this.

Yeah, we don't talk about that.

Anyway, it was crazy big. I discovered it when I some spare money and decided to try it.

I got obsessed.

I basically threw everything out the window and played this game for 3 days. You know, perfectly normal person behavior. So here are some highlights of the game.

I started out and a raccoon decided to strand me on a dessert island and charge me for a tent. So far so good.

(I'm trying to fall to my knees and scream toward the sky, but this game won't let me.)

So next I decided to greet my neighbors.

Nah, let's go to Hogwarts.

Okay, Hogwarts was fun, but we need to focus on the task at hand.

Or we could build an arcade.

I was getting frustrated with myself at this point. I had to focus on opening the store that those random tanuki asked me to build. So then I finally built it.

But the going got rough, and the store went bankrupt.

So Walmart bought the location.

*sigh* It just isn't the same.

Anyway, I got a phone call from the con artist who sold me my tent a little after I got a house.

Con artist: Hey you! I need you to go scam other people into buying houses!

Me: But when you scammed me all I got was a tent!

Con artist: Deal with it!

Me: Okay if you insist.

So I flew down to another island. I met this sleazy lookin' bear.

She told me how I was going to scam and who I was going to scam.

Alright, let's get to business.

I had my first "client" who wanted a runway. I grabbed the most expensive furniture I could, and she was thrilled.

Soon I was rich, and lived happily ever after. Except near easter, when this guy showed up.

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